14句“有点污”的肉麻情话_一句污话把男友撩硬

14句“有点污”的肉麻情话，杀伤力极强，男朋友荷尔蒙飙升

1.喝醉酒是一件很色情的事，因为满脑子都是你。

It’s very erotic to get drunk, because you’re all your brain.

2.你是方便面，我是白开水，今生今世我泡定你了！

You are instant noodles, I am plain boiled water, I will settle down for you in this life!

3.你对象这个位置，我想牢牢坐一辈子。

You want to sit in this position for a lifetime.

4.既然你已经弄乱了我的心了，什么时候来弄乱我的床啊。

Now that you have messed up my heart, when will you mess up my bed?

5.想做你的枕边书，怀中猫还有意中人。

I want to be your pillow book, cats in my arms and lovers.

6.我想在你身上钻木取火，点燃此生。

I want to drill a fire on you and ignite this life.

7.你怕不怕麻烦？不怕的话那就麻烦你跟我在一起吧。

Are you afraid of trouble? If you are not afraid, then please trouble with me.

8.我的手被划了一道口子，你也去划一道吧，这样我们就是两口子啦 ！

My hand was scratched, so go ahead, so we are two!

9.只想每天和你四件事，一日三餐。

Just want to do four things with you every day, three meals a day.

10.哎，我昨天晚上梦到你了呢！你说我是想你了呢还是想你了呢？

Hey, I dreamed of you last night! You said I missed you or did you miss you?

11.生活不止有眼前的苟且，还有和你在床上的狂野。

Life is not just about being attentive, but also being wild in bed with you.

12.你知道我想变成什么样的人吗 ？变成你的人。

Do you know what kind of person I want to be? Become your person.

13.1月1日和1月31日，你更喜欢哪个？

Which one do you prefer, January 1st and January 31st?

14.零食你随便吃，胖了的话我们一起做运动减肥。

You can eat snacks casually, if we get fat, we will do exercise to lose weight.

污污的段子让女生起反应的话 14句“有点污”的肉麻情话

1.为什么痘痘挤出来是白色的，因为它们没地方去。

2.你就是我的专属VIP通道，只有我才能进去，别人不能进

3.花有什么好种的，来和我种草莓

4.为了节约用水 以后可以一起洗澡吗？

5.以后我的小舌头就是你的个人小零食啦~

6.趁你心里一暖 捏成爱我的形状

7.想做你的猫 可以被你喂养 还可以跟你睡觉。

8.有些事不用在一晚上做完 我们又不赶时间 可以每晚都做一做

9.“ 想一头扎进你怀里”“闻着你身上熟悉的味道”

10.我脸就搁这 看你亲不亲

11.你像风来了又走 我的身体满了又空

12.你和排位，我都想上

13.你是书嘛，怎么越看越让人想睡

14.想和你朝朝又暮暮 嗯嗯又啊啊 雨都夹着雪 你为什么不夹着我

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